More fake accounts

 I'm sure this is just a coincidence that 2 people in one day claim to live in the same small town south of KC...

This guy unmatched with me as soon as I sent that final message, as several "people" have recently. This feels like such a waste of time. 

When the first thing they ask you is how long you've been on the app, it's a fake account (this flowery pitch about true love is also very common and seems very fake; another sign is that they don't actually respond to what I say in my posts). I don't know if Tinder uses these accounts for marketing/engagement or if these are a scam. It's gotten so at least 25% of the accounts I interact with immediately ask me how long I've been on the app. Here's more of the same:

Nice lady, fun times

He asked me how dating is going (which so many men do, and which I think is such an inappropriate question), so I answered it. I thought his response was so perfect (not trying to have actual emotions here lol!)

 

Pace yourself ffs

We exchanged phone numbers less than 24 hours ago. Jesus, pace yourself. At least it's not a dick pic.

I'm so disappointed in this interaction because his profile is really promising:

Nudie time

We had already arranged to meet for a drink. I was taken aback that we are (yet again) talking about getting naked before getting to know each other, but, it turns out, that's this guy's whole deal. He put in his profile that he's a "naturist" which I took to mean he really likes being out in nature (to be fair that's another definition, according to Merriam Webster). He seemed genuinely offended that I hadn't understood his vibe (I asked my sister and 2 other female friends if they know what a naturist is and none of them did).

 

Sinners

 I could be wrong, but I feel like the people on this Discord might have missed the deeper meanings of this film. I can't help feeling that Coogler was not going for a Dusk til Dawn vibe.

Effusiveness

Tell me you're a fake account without telling me you're a fake account:

 

Voo Doo Punnany

 

          I had to look it up...it's a Joe Rogan thing. It means exactly what you think it means.