Nice lady, fun times

He asked me how dating is going (which so many men do and which I think is such an inappropriate question), so I answered it. I thought his response was so perfect.

 

Nudie time

We had already arranged to meet for a drink. I was taken aback that we are (yet again) talking about getting naked before getting to know each other, but, it turns out, that's this guy's whole deal. He put in his profile that he's a naturist, which I took to mean he really likes being out in nature (to be fair that's another definition, according to Merriam Webster).