Package mystery

 There is a sign at the main gate to our complex that says "Don't leave packages by the gate." I got 2 deliveries this day, both left by the gate, as confirmed by the photo:

When I got home, the large package was by my front door and the small package was no where to be found. The mystery is not who took the small package, but rather, who moved the (very heavy) large package from inside the gate to outside my unit? Was it the person who took the small package???

P.S. Walmart sent a replacement for the missing item, and guess where the delivery was left...

More weirdness

 He wishes he could invite me over? Why can't he? 

There's something about my *photos* he finds interesting (not my profile, not anything about me as a person of course...)

Let's get real

I suppose I appreciate him being honest in the conversation, but there's nothing in his profile to suggest this is what he likes (though to be fair, porn addict is not one of the interests you can pick from the list).

 

Another scammer

I really fell for this Rico Suave act, but asking a move to Telegram is a huge red flag. NGL, I'm bummed though. Online dating is all scammers and fuck bois I guess

Timing is everything

So these are real accounts, I'm pretty sure, but wow, talk about cutting to the chase. 

I just told this guy that my dog is dying and he thought that was the perfect time to tell me he wants to hit this.

This guy doesn't even give me a chance to talk about what I think is fun before he tells me he wants to hit this.

Local activism

Super cool local news coverage of the letter writing group I attended on Sunday (and brought 5 other people to as well). You can see me in the back right corner of this screenshot:

 

Vibe murder in the first degree

I found this bizarre: I thought we were totally vibing and out of the blue he says, "How old are you? I need to hear it from you." It didn't even seem like the same person. Why is my age suddenly so important?