More dating BS

 Another trend I have noticed in dating profiles is guys who think they are going to find a woman who wants to do all their juvenile male bullshit. What woman does THIS describe (I mean besides the snuggles)?

Or this:

This is VERY typical of the answers to "Typical Sunday"

They aren't even TRYING. These guys don't want a girlfriend, they want a mistress - someone to provide sex while they behave like teenagers.