Dating site BS

I'm not on Match right now, but I kept Hinge, and I've been dipping my toe in this cesspool a little. It's mostly fake accounts, as far as I can tell (with really nice photos, not selfies, and entries in broken English). 

I've been seeing some profile trends among the ones that seem like real people - one is guys who just want sex, but don't have the balls to say so:

They never OFFER "affection," just claim they need it themselves:

"Take the edge off," wow, what a tempting offer:

At least this guy is honest about it:

And this guy - "beyond measure"? Please...