Basic red flags

I've been at this so long, I've developed a bunch of rules and red flags:

No photos in bed or naked from the waist up, just ew

No photos in public bathrooms, honestly, you don't have a mirror in your house?

No photos wearing sunglasses, especially mirrored sunglasses

If your only photo is in your car, probably not

Hold the camera at eye level or above, don't look down into the camera (nostrils are not sexy!)

No, I don't root for a sports team

No, I don't want to ride on your Harley

If you say something mean about your ex, or women in general, in your profile, forget it

If you talk about Jesus or God in your profile, hard pass

Obvious fake profiles

Obvious attempts to just hook up

Egregious spelling mistakes