Best signs at Rally to Restore Sanity

These were on the NPR blog. I love the last one, made me laugh.

Just Stop Bickering And Clean This Mess Up
Calm The F*** Down America
You Don't Have To Be Nice, Just Don't Be Mean
1% Sane, 98% American, You Do The Math!
Fear Gives Me A Boehner
My Wife Is A Muslim And Not A Terrorist, But I'm Scared Of Her Anyway
Government Doesn't Suck
Don't Tread On Anyone
I Stand 4 Good Posture
God Hates Snuggies
Fear Is Illogical
I Was Told There'd Be Cookies.
We Have Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself, And Spiders.
Hyperbole Or Instant Death
Slogans Are Crap
I'm A Veteran. I'm An American. I Am Muslim.
THIS FONT IS BIG
Going Out Of Business Everything 70-80 Percent Off
I Am Moderately Excited For This
Stand On The Right, Walk On The Left
I thought Neil Young was going to be playing
Abide
CAPSLOCK IS NOT PERSUASIVE
Festivas For The Rest Of Us
I Heart Beck's Album Mellow Gold
Senate Math 41 > 59
Yelling Rarely Works ... I Know, I'm A Mom!
Don't Stomp On My Head, Bro