More "War on Christmas" bullshit

This afternoon I received what might be the stupidest email I've ever gotten, and that's saying something. An email petition, asking you to add your name at the bottom along with your preference ~ "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays." Sheesh. How insecure about your own freaking holiday can you be? Like everyone in America isn't assaulted by Christmas for 6+ weeks a year.  And what kind of ding dong sends this to a Jewish person? Not that I was offended, it's just such an eye-rolling moment.
Here's part of the intro in the email:

It appears some people (I'm thinking the minority), are affecting how we (the majority), are celebrating the Christmas season. I'd like to know just how many people are offended by someone saying, "Merry Christmas" . . .

So, I'm sending you this email as my own project and asking you to send it to every person on your email list and pose the question, "Are you offended by these things or would you rather people just say "Merry Christmas"?

Hit the forward button. Go down to the bottom and put your name on the list and beside you name, either put Merry Christmas, if you are not offended, or Happy Holidays, if you are (don't be afraid to say what you feel, you're not going to be condemned because of it), this is a project to determine your preference.