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Friday, November 28, 2008

"Dear World"

My friend Stessa sent this to me ~

Dear World:

The United States of America, your quality supplier of ideals of liberty, justice and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible for it were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed equipment indicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service -- and hopefully even to improving it -- in years to come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.




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