Second chance?

 Men are so inexplicable. The douche who GHOSTED me hard this time last year just messaged me on Match.com "Hey, how were your holidays." Like bygones are bygones, I guess. I can't decide if I should ignore him, take the high road and respond graciously, or respond with something deservedly bitchy....

I ended up going with something between gracious and bitchy

 

A tiny part of me hoped he might actually apologize or try to hit the restart button in some way, but this was the predictable result: