Britney Spears is so FAT

Apparently the Net is abuzz with talk of how FAT Britney Spears was on the MTV's VMAs tonight. Sadly, this confirms all our worst fears about how ridiculous the standard has become - Britney has a perfectly lovely figure, esp considering she's had two children (I'd kill for her body!), but she isn't muscular or emaciated, which apparently are the only acceptable options.

Here's the question posed on Yahoo Answers by someone who calls himself (perhaps without irony) A True Gentleman:
http://sg.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070910053737AAoantU

Here's a story with a good photo:
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/music/article2422810.ece

Another story with the photo posted here:
http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-09/10/content_6696154.htm